7 signs that you're addicted to NevoMove

Are you addicted to NevoMove?

Take the test. If you tick more than 3 signs, welcome to the family.

Sign 1: You calculate everything in steps

"The supermarket? That's 800 steps round trip."

"Take the stairs? 50 bonus steps."

"Going to the bathroom on the next floor? Profitable investment."

You no longer see the world in meters, but in steps.

Sign 2: You talk to your Nevomon

"Come on big boy, let's get something to eat."

"Don't worry, I'll validate tonight."

"Sorry for neglecting you yesterday..."

And no, it's not weird. It's attachment.

Sign 3: First thing in the morning

You haven't even opened your eyes yet when you reach for your phone to check the step counter. Zero. The day can begin.

Sign 4: The strategic detour

Why take the direct route when you can take a detour? It's not a waste of time, it's an investment in Nevos.

Sign 5: Validation above all else

Romantic date? "Wait two seconds, I'll validate.

Important meeting? "On my way, I validate."

House on fire? "...I validate first."

Sign 6: Pride of place

You may not have the best grade in school, the best salary at work, or the best score in games... But you are in the top 10% of the NevoMove rankings. And that counts.

Sign 7: Invalid anxiety

21h. You're in bed. Suddenly, a shiver runs through you. "Did I pass?" Panic. You reach for the phone. Phew. You've done it.

The verdict

If you've recognized more than 4 signs, congratulations: you're officially hooked. But it's a good addiction. Keep it up.